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Funny Sayings and Funny One Liners Sayings
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
A donkey has two friends: his two hind legs.
A beggar won't mind being insulted.
Fowls will not spare a cockroach that falls in their midst.
A dry bone is never licked.
A secret for two, soon a secret for nobody
One scabby sheep infects a thousand sheep.
A forest is the poor man's overcoat.
To lie about a far country is easy.
All sunshine makes the desert.
A false friend's tongue is sharper than a knife.
A calf is not found under an ox.
Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Cheap meat never makes a good soup.
A fair daughter's father has no ears.
A golden key opens every door except that of Heaven.
A bird’s beak cannot break a stone.
An old hare gets suckled by her young.
Before healing others, heal yourself.
A good speaker makes a good liar.
A hero only appears once the tiger is dead.
A good fire is not always sweet smelling.
Silence was never written down.
A thief thinks every man steals.
We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through.
No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.
Dawn does not come to awaken a man a second time.
The growing millet does not fear the sun.
A lame crab walks straight.
A dog does not mind being called a dog.
You do not need a big stick to break a cock's head.
Mouth will not be sweet if you say halva.
Boys and sugar-cane grow up as enemies.
Before you can score, you must first have a goal.
Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy.
He who looks for a friend without a fault will never find one.
Blood is thicker than water.
A talker neither listens nor learns.
The deepest waters make the least noise.
Even an angel cannot resist a beautiful girl.
Our first teacher is our own heart.
When the moon is not full, the stars shine more brightly.
Faith keeps the world going.
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
A mill cannot grind with water that is past.
Fear not the man who fears God.
Unearned riches have no goods.
Everyone is the age of their heart.
Too much mothering can be harmful
When the shooting starts climb on your camel and head for the mountaintops.
A fool is thirsty in the midst of water.
God swats flies for an animal that has no tail.
A fire can't throw a great light without burning something.
Love is an excuse for its own faults.
You must act as if it is impossible to fail.
If you are in the house of a friend, bad times are soon forgotten.
Allah has said, "Start moving so that I may start blessing."
A guest who breaks the dishes of his host is not soon forgotten.
The least and weakest man can do some hurt.
Ambition and fleas jump high.
If you seek well, you will find.
Your true enemy lives in your own house.
God writes straight even on wavy lines.
The beautiful is less what one sees than what one dreams.
One who lies for you will also lie against you.
God don't like ugly.
What I do not know will not keep me warm.
Whoever drinks on credit gets drunk more quickly.
Lies are accepted once, not twice.
He that has no money has no friends.
After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer.
A blind chicken will often find an ear of corn.
Love and prudence are absolutely incompatible.
Anger hears no counsel.
Depend on others and you'll go hungry.
It is worse to excuse than to offend.
It is better to leave than to lack.
It is not summer until the crickets sing.
God provides for the blind vulture.
The cripple is always the one to open the dancing.
To be willing is only half the job.
Stroke the dog and he will mark you with his dirty paws.
A lie has many variations, the truth none.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Wrap yourself together in a carpet and roll together with your kinsmen.
The fox sits but once on a thorn.
If you want to kill a snake, chop off its head.
An ignorant consent is no consent.
Five fingers are brothers but not equals.
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