Funny One Liners
Funny Oneliners Sayings
The fool wonders, the wise man asks
Benjamin Disraeli (Funny Oneliners Quotes)
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks
A. A. Milne (Funny Oneliners Quotes)
House Work, if you do it right, will kill you
Erma Bombeck (Funny Oneliners Quotes)
Age is a high price to pay for maturity
Tom Stoppard (Funny Oneliners Quotes)
I wasted time and now the time waste me
Shakespeare (Funny Oneliners Quotes)
The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.
Albert Einstein
It's always funny til someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
Billie Joe Armstrong
Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad history.
Sarah Dessen (Lock and Key)
Undead characters are funny...you can win by reviving them.
Kenturo
All Hallows moon, witches soon.
Canadian Proverb
All is grist that comes to the mill.
African Proverb
All monkeys cannot hang on one branch.
Kamba Proverb
All my relations in creation.
Native American Cherokee Proverb
All people have their friend and their enemy within themselves.
Costa Rican Proverb
All plants are our brothers and sisters. They talk to us and if we listen, we can hear them.
Arapaho
All things are becoming to good people.
African Proverb
All who have died are equal.
Comanche Proverb
Allah does not destroy the men whom one hates.
Wolof Proverb
Almost is not eaten.
Zulu Proverb
Also the black cow produces white milk.
Mandingue Proverb
Although he who walks behind an elephant may feel very secure, he is likely to get splattered with elephant dung.
Lao Proverb
Always remember that a smile is something sacred, to be shared.
Cherokee
Among the blind the one eyed is king.
African Proverb
An abundance of food at your neighbour's will not satisfy your hunger.
Bayaka Proverb
An army of deer would be more formidable commanded by a lion, than a an army of lions commanded by a stag.
African Proverb
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
Iraqi Proverb
An arrogant bug is a cocky roach.
Colonial Proverb
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
African Proverb
An autumn day feeds a whole winter.
Khakas Proverb
An axe does not cut down a tree by itself.
Burkina Faso Proverb
An eagle does not catch flies.
African Proverb
An egg does not fight a rock.
Madagasy Proverb
An elephant grows and becomes an adult, even if people do not like it.
Vai Proverb
An embrace breaks a bracelet.
Pashto Proverb
As a daughter-in-law she could do nothing right in the eyes of her mother-in-law; when she became a mother-in-law herself, she hated her daughter-in-law.
Basque Proverb
An empty sack cannot stand.
Mandingue Proverb
An ill cow may have a good calf.
African Proverb
An infant must cry to get its mother’s milk.
Sinhalese, Sri Lanka Proverb
An old establishment never wants for customers.
African Proverb
An old man doesn't know what makes him herd again.
Kamba Proverb
An old wife who coughs is preferable to an empty hut.
Mossi, Burkina Faso Proverb
An ounce of practice is worth a pound of preaching.
African Proverb
Anger is a stone cast into a wasp's nest.
Malabar Proverb
As a crab walks, so walk its children.
Kpelle Proverb
Anger is more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
Malabar Proverb
Another man’s hen is a goose; another man’s wife, a beauty.
Turkmen Proverb
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
African Proverb
Appearance can be deceiving. A wolf can disguise himself as a sheep.
Dominican Proverb
Apples do not fall far from the apple tree.
Slavic Proverb