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Funny Quotes

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
- Helen Keller
Was it a friend or foe that spread these lies? Nay, who but infants question in such wise, 'twas one of my most intimate enemies.
- Dante Gabriel Rossetti
Value the friends you have while they're around, you never know when they'll be gone.
- Anonymous
Verily, great grace may go with a little gift; and precious are all things that come from a FRIEND.
- Theocritus
Virtue is the only firm Ground for (Friendship) to stand upon.
- Thomas Fuller
Truth springs from argument amongst friends
- David Hume
True happiness consists not in the multitude of FRIENDs, but in the worth and choice.
- Ben Jonson
We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it.
- Hattie McDaniel
We are divorced, we are friends, and we are good parents
- Sarah Ferguson
Truth has very few friends and those few are suicides.
- Antonio Porchia
True friendships don't fade in Hollywood, as so many myths about show business would have you insist.
- Kent McCord
True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd. Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope
We cannot always assure the future of our friends; we have a better chance of assuring our future if we remember who our friends are.
- Henry A. Kissinger
We do not so much need the help of our FRIENDs as the confidence of their help in need.
- Epicurus
Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.
- Chanakya
No enemy is so annoying as one who was a friend, or still is a friend, and there are many more of these than one would suspect
- William Saroyan
No friendship can survive the gift of gold. The generous can indeed forget that they have given, but the grateful can never forget that they have received.
- William Smith
No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it...To myself, personally, it brings nothing but increasing drudgery and daily loss of friends.
- Thomas Jefferson
Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.
- Nur 'Ali Shah
Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the faults of your friends.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Martyrs, my dear friend, must choose to be forgotten, mocked or used. As to being understood, never.
- Albert Camus
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
- Shakespeare
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
- Adam Sandler
My friend is one... who takes me for what I am.
- Henry David Thoreau
My heart has joined the thousand, for my FRIEND stopped running today.
- Richard Adams
Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will be how you treat other people -- your family, FRIENDs, and coworkers, and even strangers you meet along the way.
- Barbara Bush
No one has really ever defined what a friend is.
- Joseph Epstein
No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.
- Plato
When somebody gives up their friends and everything they do just to be with a person, they wake up miserable one day. They're denying themselves for no real reason other than they think that's the thing to do.
- Brian Austin Green
When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them.
- Ramakrishna
When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
- W. Somerset Maugham
When you're a little kid, you don't see color, and the fact that my friends were black never crossed my mind. It never became an issue until I was a teenager and started trying to rap.
- Eminem
Wherever you are it is your own friends who make your world.
- Perry, Ralph B.
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
- Aristotle
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit
- Sarah Jessica Parker
You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old FRIENDs. I have heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least.
- Jane Austen
Your wealth is where your friends are.
- Titus Maccius Plautus
Zhang is a friend of mine: he said forget about acting and just do normal things in the movie.
- Jet Li